The Engaged Couple
You may find it fascinating to share every second and minute detail of your wedding planning. We don't really care that you just finished making your invitation list. Also, spare of us of the countdown to your wedding.
The To Do List Sharer
Thank you for making it easy for someone to stalk you but I do not need to know that you are off to work, then the gym, then the grocery store, and then bed.
The Hash Tagger
We are not on Twitter. So stop with the #irrelevanthashtags.
The Game Invite Spammer
Look I understand that you like playing the latest crap game on Facebook but no I do not want to send you some energy.
The Attention Seeker
This goes out to all the people who like to post the cryptic i'm sad or I can't believe this message and then refuse to explain what's up with them.
The LMS Poster
Some people are so thirsty for likes that they will post the most irrelevant statuses. LMS if you just blinked.
Party Promoters
Satan should reserve a special place in Hell for party promoters. Stop spamming me with notifications about your party.
The Like This or The World Will End Poster
So you are telling me that the fate of the world rests on me hitting like. We are doomed.
The Y.O.L.O.
Unless you are captioning a picture of you slapping a Lion,you probably are not doing anything that lives up to the Y.O.L.O phrase.
The Irrelevant Discussion
It irks me when people decide to comment back and forward with each other on your status. Really, you guys are just going to have your own discussion on my status?
What do people do on Facebook that you hate?
Is there something I haven’t mentioned that you can’t stand people doing on Facebook?
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